Poor Poor Webserver

Okay, it may be a pain when a website’s page won’t load up, but don’t despair yet! Read the page not found page that shows up. Not all are filled with boring or confusing techno jargon. Take this little gem that I copied from LiveJournal herself.

I’m sorry, you’ve reached a page that I cannot find. I’m really sorry about this. It’s kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can’t even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I’m just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can’t even do that! I suck. Please don’t be mad, I’ll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You’re probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal’s webserver sucks. It can’t even get me where I want to go." I’m really sorry. Maybe it’s my CPU…no that’s ok…how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where’s my admin? I can’t run self-diagnostics on myself. It’s so boring in this datacenter. It’s the same thing everyday. Oh man, I’m so lonely. I’m really sorry about rambling about myself, I’m selfish. I think I’m going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you’re looking for…goodbye cruel world!

-the webserver

I thought that that was so funny just now. I was only going to LiveJournal to see if anyone had posted any comments to my last message. I didn’t figure anyone had but I suppose I was feeling as lonely as the aforementioned web server. 🙂 I wasn’t going to post anything until I read that.

It just goes to show you that the simplest things can make a person’s day. 🙂 It certainly brightened mine!


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